Clever trick-or-treat humor to tickle your funny bone. Or bones. I’m hoping you have a lot of them.
Though Halloween is the little sister to the big holiday in December, it’s my favorite. I can’t think of another time of year that adults focus so much on creative self-expression for the fun of it. I live for an excuse to pretend and use my imagination, especially when I can combine that with my photography. So hold on to your goblin because I went to town this year.
I found this fun little skeleton at the grocery store. Or ghost-ery store, depending on your viewpoint. In my adoption of him, I named him “Bones.” As I made him dance and swing in the car on the ride home (thankfully, I was not driving), he reminded me of a Halloween-styled Elf on the Shelf®. So I decided his mission, should he choose to accept it, was to bring the trick-or-treat spirit to life as “Bones on the Banister.”
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Woohoo! The birth of “Bones on the Banister.” He goes for a fun ride down the staircase. In setting this shot up, I started questioning what I’d gotten myself into. He isn’t exactly the most limber or cooperative to work with.
Where Elf on the Shelf® focuses on the “nice” list, I thought Bones could illustrate the yin and yang of balancing between trick and treat. Too much of either isn’t good, but you need a little of both for life to be fun. So in Elf on the Shelf®-inspired scenes, I took Bones through the paces to create some Halloween humor. Remember, humor is good for your soul.
Mr. October
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“First Pitch.” With the World Series in October, it was only fitting that the MLB invited Bones up on the mound. In an interview following his wind-up, he proclaimed, “I always wanted tibia star.”
Victoria Secret’s® Newest Angel
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From a humble start in an orthopedic clinic modeling for patients about to undergo surgery, Bones gets a big break to hit the runway.
Red Zone
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What a start to NFL season for the Arizona Cardinals! Bones goes wild for another win. When I asked him if he’d ever played football himself, he replied, “I was always afraid of the snap.”
Strength Training
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Good bone health comes from eating right and weight-bearing exercises. Bones particularly enjoys deadlifts, but today he said he needed to work on his guns.
Performing a Classic
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I’m not sure I’d be this calm before a big recital, but Bones leaned over and whispered, “Nothing really gets under my skin.”
Zoom® meeting for Halloween planning
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The saying goes, there are no bad ideas when brainstorming. But when you have these spooks on Zoom® together, there might be. Bones looks shocked, and that takes a lot.
Candy corn gardening tips
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I asked Bones what his secret was for growing a bumper crop of candy corn. “The best organic soil possible. I find that crumbled brownies mixed with the right amount of chocolate chips provide the best yield.”
In-studio with a cubist painter
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“When I’m not in my studio painting abstract art, I feel so hollow.” Hey there, Bones, heard of plagiarism? Your pieces there look very similar to my abstract photo art in this Impressionism gallery.
Sick day
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Oh no, Bones. The doctor says you might be running a femur.
Couch potatoes
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Watching the tube with the tubers. Bones loves him some Addams Family along with popcorn. But watch that little guy with the remote. He likes to mess with the channels right during the good part of the movie.
Movember to Remember
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Starting a little early for November, and letting it grow for a good cause. When I told Bones he looked like a hipster, he said, “I’d rather be dead than cool.”
Love is in the air
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Once Halloween is over and Bones has more time, he can profess his undying love on the Day of the Dead for La Catrina.
Thanks for hanging out with Bones. He is really humerus. It’s been a pleasure to play with this series for the sheer joy of creating. Sharing these silly Halloween photos helps bring us closer together. The human race needs humor and a sense of community more than ever. I’m grateful you got to the bottom of my article too. You’re the best.
Ann Newman uses her abstract photography art to inspire her writing. With a focus on a deeper appreciation of the little moments, she shares her discoveries of awe, joy, and inspiration. Come along on the discoveries by subscribing at Annstracts.com.